I can't color enough!!!

A post on a Saturday? Absurd!!!
At the current mo I'm being antisocial and sitting
upstairs avoiding catered dinner for my sister's birthday,
because something very significant has overcome my brain and hands. omgz I cannot vent more how good the Sex and the city movie is!!!
(note I have all seasons under my possession, I'm kinda hooked.)
Last night I went through a list of emotions because

1.) T.o.m. is coming (time of the month)

2.)I have an absurdly huge pimple on my chin, so big that I've given it a name and attention. (and now a namedrop)

click side image for larger view of the sight itself, ahahah
3.) I hopped from movie theater to movie theater in search for a one that hadn't sold out. and lastly, I turned gothic and joined a cult, but have been rejected because my skin is too "tan". awwww helllllll nawwwwwww.

The movie made me go "awwwwww" and cry, choke (for different reasons, teehee,but jk,noreallyjk) and I now am taking applicants for three girl-friends. I don't have anyone equivalent to BIG in my life, nor do I have Louboutin shoe collection, but I do have a laptop so I am enough like Carrie Bradshaw, size wise at the least. Looking for

1. Red head wet blanket and will fight in court free of charge with me in my future DUI hearings. 2. Brown haired prep overly optimistic and will shop for Self-Advice books
3. Blonde slutty older friend to buy vibrators with.

Gender need not to apply.
Holla!!!!

you think you're ready for this?

cause BJ don't think you are.

Southern belle Monica Kelly in this photo op
reminisces Sugar Momma girlfriends of the 40's.
Gold locks, fur coat and hell on heels with an attitude to match.
It's a style that is eternal, vintage Chanel bag in one hand, golf club in the other.
Although this look is a classic, BJ spices it up with contemporary pussy power revenges. A woman of the previous decades would have settled for a polite and formal breakup. Today's woman will break your dick if you break her heart.

I told ju you were flirtin with da mothafuckin maid!

The best of both worlds.
Dig it.


theme: "I'D KILL FOR A BJ (MAGAZINE)"
model: monica kelly
photographers: BJ
makeup & model: blake
assistance: chris & alex

A PREVIEW

BJ must give a shoutout to....

our boy HOUSEMATTIC who has been spreading BJ MAGAZINE like your ex-boyfriend's STDs.
he's gotten us called out on radio stations in LA and in the clubs; check him out cause he deserves the credit!!

"im a 16 yr old kid whos been djing since he was 8. i joined primitive 3 months ago. and it changed my life. i make real music. not rap or hiphop. im jazz,funk,house,and salsa. and i plan on eliminating all those that claim theyre djs."
"Electro djs dont know the true meaning of DJ".
and im taking over LA as the days go by.
-HOUSEMATTIC
myspace. com/housematticfunk
myspace. com/housematticfunk
myspace. com/housematticfunk
myspace. com/housematticfunk
myspace. com/housematticfunk

xoxo, B&J

A crime for all seasons

The summer 08 hellz bellz line is out!
And it just keeps getting better and better

The model looks a bit like Nelly Furtado,
but born in east la, ak 47 status.

Check Out More at Hellz-Bellz.com
Myspace.com/rockthehellz



The Maneaterr herself:







xoxo, goSsiPGirL ~

Everything you learned from Gossip Girrrl

For the sake of censorship and namedropping,
I've inhabited the system of initials in telling stories,
Thanks Gossip Girl!

J totes looks like a extra for Real World Taj Mahal.
I wouldn't even exchange 1 chicken in hand of her marriage.
But I'm not bitter. I'm just vengeful from recent nights...

Speaking of which,
My ideal relationship:

With further a due,
Come out tomorrow night and see these husky,
shirt bearing, shoe-less (sometimes) whiskey-drinking, men play
tomorrow night @ the alley.

The highly anticipated for...

Weekend story!!!
Part of the weekend never dies, especially
if you wake up with new bruises/new outfit.
This past weekend I've literally had a total of ten
minutes of sleep, and barely recovered yesterday...
And last Saturday was my uttermost...per say, entertaining day.


They say pictures speak a thousand words....
This is the result of drinking from 9 pm - 4 am.
Time for rehab.


Overall I throw some pretty legit get togethers.
Japanese Motors got naked in the pool,
David got too drunk to give Amanda Blank directions,
We drank all the 250$ wine bottles, broke the doors and clogged the toilet...
and you know I made the invitations when there's
a 3 guy to 1 girl ratio in the room.
Anywho....

My new obsession: LOLITAS!!!

But we must give credit when credit is due, & we all know
that Britney Spears is the first to bring back Dolores Haze.



And these suckaaaaaas






bring me a bag of blow pops
next tuesday pahlease & i will blow...your mind
we are bj magazine of course.




also bring me some cream for my sores forming around my lips.





Also whatevs happened to crimped hair?



or Dreamcast?


or matching plaid outfits and block cell phones?



Or scrubs? Oh, wait no. There are still plenty of scrubs out there.
Holla @ my ballas wid no dollas!

Lykke Li - I'm Good, I'm Gone (Metronomy Remix)
Stars - This Charming Man Play Stop POPUP Favorite
Pase Rock ft. Amanda Blank - Sexy MF (JAPATTACK Remix)
MGMT vs Daft Punk - One More Time to Pretend (Immuzikation Remix) Play Stop POPUP Favorite
VHS Or Beta - Night On Fire (Cut Copy Remix)

i'm hardcore obsessing

OVER THESE WINE BOXES.

..portable, sleek design, it also holds a bottle and a third of fruity, light, damned pleasant California Cabernet, Merlot or Pinot Grigio. available at your local Whole Foods Market!

another bonus…the size and sturdiness of The Bandit make it totally smuggle-able. you'll feel like a kid again; a naughty wine-drinking kid. classay.

xoxoJenphur

Yeah, you like that

Fuck the heist, go to vice

If your 21, live in Hollywood or surrounding areas
Check out Vice (Which is now next to LAX on las palmas)
Drunk chicks for everyone!
and alas, a club where the only kind of males you'll be pulled into the corner by are blazer wearing scruffy men. Good news for chicks with good taste, bad news if your into 4 inch beards and big foot.

SPREAD THE WORD

See last weeks pics at:
www. thechimeraproject. net/051508

Where you belong this Saturday

Don't forget to check out the Local Tourist booth,
Hot girls, threads and you get your picture taken if you slap a L.T. sticker across yo mouf.
(Even more snapshots if your wasted). It's a win-win situation.












Nothin but a g thang babyyyyyyy
This crew is hot shiiiiiiieeeet, holla @ mah gurl Angeline
(My flip pride is starting to show). Note, if you got shit with me I got the fiercest bitch as backup, Hence b.a. chick in red lipstick. i wanna be local tourgal when i grow upppp!

Rocking one of the t's will get you laid, guaranteed.
Warning: results may vary



Check it.
Ya dig?
(myspace.com/ericthelocaltourist )

BABY GOT BJ

WOW. we started going through our emails and submissions today and BJ's got a hell of a lot of work ahead!

THREE EXCITING THINGS:

1) BJ will have an EBAY account up in the next few weeks with CLOTHES & SICK ONE-OF-A-KIND ITEMS for you to bid on!

2) BJ SHIRTS?! you'll be seeing them on some unexpected stars ;]

3) Britney getting back on top.... who the fuck would have thought?

keep in touch we love your comments

xoxo

Branded&Jenphur

Vintage overload

For all the discerning fashionistas who are sick of me
raving about clothing brands with
bitchy slogans or nipples, this may interest you.
Online vintage stores / Vintage clothing is blowing up
Here are some of my favorite sites:

My big SF sister Nida struts her stuff well,
as seen in Nasty Gal Vintage which has weekly
updates on new one of a kind pieces just a mailbox away.
Bid now or forever hold your peace.

Peeps clothing (Peeps.org) is founded by Mia,
a Long Beach Native who has mastered the craft
of turning string and cloth into adorable tops, dresses,
and my favorite: her swimsuits (in specific the zebra
print piece that I shot for her circa spring 07)

One pieces and playsuits are my favorite,
and Mandate of Heaven have the most
adorable designs for lounge wear/party wear.

Alas but not least, Spanish Moss Vintage who is run by Suzanne and her husband, who I recently shot with this previous Saturday in Encinitas for the "Summer of Love" line.
Suzanne is a gypsy living the ideal hippie life, which is truely refreshing of a woman so young and well rounded. Her finds are absolutely eclectic and one of a kind, hence the fact she currently lives "on the road,”and travels on road trips constantly across America for her online vintage business. "In the past year and a half I've lived in several different states, but I am currently spending most of this month in Los Angeles , San Francisco and Texas ."


Peeps from Summer 08's stuff:







And golden oldies:









Her brother Chris also runs a club every Thursday night in Hollywood
(www.myspace.com/jetsetevent )



Summer tracks:

Lovin Spoonful-Summer in the city
Justin Timberlake-Summer Love
Death Cab for Cutie - Summer Skin

and of course

Check it.
xoxoxo Olivia